Saturday, February 15, 2014
The Beast Within (1982)
Nioba, Mississippi, 1964: a dark night, a stranded couple, and a barely-glimpsed, dog-eating, raping thing. So begins The Beast Within, directed by Philippe Mora (who later directed several Howling sequels). Seventeen years later, the product of the rape, Michael (Paul Clemens), is suffering from strange dreams and what his doctor thinks is a mysterious pituitary disorder. His parents (Ronny Cox and Bibi Besch) rather optimistically go in search of his real father to try to find some answers. Before long, Michael too is compelled to go in search of his roots, drawn to creepy small-town Nioba. Soon a murder and the discovery of mass graves in the woods stir things up, and then the body count starts to rise. Who was Michael’s real father, and what dark secrets lurk in Nioba’s old rotting houses and eerie swamps?
Mora makes good use of small town and rural southern imagery, and of the creepiness of small town dwellers. Almost every scene is well planned for maximum horror (the camera lingers lovingly on raw meat mixed with ketchup as Michael rips a man’s throat out).
The acting is enjoyable as well. As the tormented Michael, Paul Clemens shines. His twitchy, shifty mannerisms effectively convey his character’s struggle with the “beast within”, and these combined with subtle makeup effects make him truly scary. In fact, when the beast finally does take over (and the transformation effects are well done, with one of the early uses of air bladders to convey the look of things bursting out from under the skin) the final product isn’t as frightening as the glaring, crazed Michael himself. Also good are Kitty Moffat as the innocent Amanda Platt, the object of Michael’s twisted affection, and John Dennis Johnston as her abusive father. The undertaker, Dexter Ward (Luke Askew), ramps up the creepiness factor. The town drunk (Ron Soble), the doctor (R.G. Armstrong), the judge (Don Gordon), and the cold-eyed sheriff (L.Q. Jones, in one of his many sheriff roles), are all enjoyable if overly-familiar small town characters.
The blaring score by Les Baxter is sometimes overused - silence would evoke more horror. Also, the beast-Michael is creative but oddly cartoonish and unthreatening. Still, the end result is fairly satisfying. The Beast Within may not break much new ground, but it stands out from the crowd. What it does, it does well.
Saturday, April 6, 2013
At Midnight I'll take Your Soul: "I'm going to the graveyard. Anyone care to come along?"
The opening credits of At Midnight I'll take Your Soul (1963) roll as haunted house sound effects
play- the screams and moans and laughter of the damned. Then we’re treated to an over-the-top witch lady
who speaks directly to the audience “Don’t watch this movie. Go home.”
Coffin Joe, the sadistic undertaker, is a nasty little bully
of a man, terrifying the townsfolk with his black clothes, top hat, cape, and
long, sharp nails. He eats meat on holy
days and casually attacks people. “Want
me to measure your coffin?” is his common threat. He's a blasphemer, an atheist, and somewhat of a
philosopher, disbelieving in god and devil alike. He is kind to children, but casually
psychopathic towards everyone else. His
eyes go all wide and veiny when he’s about to do violence- a little like
Popeye’s muscles when he eats spinach.
This and other special effects, especially an eye-gouging and a setting
on fire, look primitive and painful- it’s likely the actors really suffered for
their art (I use the word "art" lightly, as well as the word "actors").
Obsessed with carrying on his bloodline, Coffin Joe decides
to etherize his barren wife Lenita and kill her with a tarantula in hopes that the
lovely Terezinha will consent to his wishes.
Unfortunately for Joe, things are not so simple and he must kill and
kill again. He taunts the spirits and
disrespects the witch lady, never a good idea.
Such an unpleasant character must surely get his comeuppance.
“AliMENto des VERRmis!”
A lot of Coffin Joe’s impassioned soliloquies are overdubbed and this is
somehow quite effective. José Mojica Marins does
well with a melodramatic portrayal of a crazed killer, almost like a silent
film villain in scope, with grotesque twisted features and much leering and
rolling of eyes.
At Midnight I'll take Your Soul is one of those movies that- well- it isn’t GOOD good,
but it inspires a certain fondness. The
over the top melodrama, the spiders and maggots and cemeteries, the maniacal
laughter and ghostly wailing on the soundtrack, the glitter meticulously glued
on the negative to denote a ghost, the title itself, all are endearing. It's a good one to watch late at night without devoting your full attention to it.
This film is available on YouTube, but I saw it on DVD. The DVD includes an interview with the director/star, and a
trailer for the higher-budget sequel, This Night I’ll Possess Your Corpse. After seeing the trailer, nobody can resist,
and I’m looking forward to tracking this down and continuing the saga of Zé do Caixão.
Sunday, March 17, 2013
Oasis of the Zombies: Yawn of the Dead
I can at least say that Oasis
of the Zombies (1982) was better than Zombie
Lake. Slightly. Prolific writer/director Jesús Franco was originally supposed to
direct the latter as well, but didn’t.
Unlike Zombie Lake,
Oasis of the Zombies attempts a plot,
with Nazi gold lost for decades in the desert at a “damned” oasis (and this is
the only explanation we get as to why there are Nazi zombies there). The North African setting, with dunes,
camels, and mustached adventurers, is inviting, but Franco fails to fully
deliver.
After some backstory, a carefree group of students travels
from London to hunt the treasure. They
progress toward it at a snail’s pace, and once arrived they are awfully
nonchalant when they find the zombies’ last victims, burying them in shallow
graves and then having a good laugh. But
soon, the laugh will be on them.
Franco wisely chooses not to reveal the zombies until well
into the film. The zombie makeup is not
great, but it is at least sporadically creative (with worms!). The same could be said of Franco’s
cinematography and script, only without the worms (and, perhaps, the
creativity). There are a few hilarious
lines, though (“They came from the sand!
They came from the sand which is here!”; “Did you find what you were
looking for?” “I mainly found
myself”).
The exotic scenery in Oasis
of the Zombies is nice, but the zombies-beneath-the desert sands idea isn’t
really put to good use. In the end, the
zombies plod around and take forever to get anywhere, like this film and many
others of its ilk.
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Zombie Lake: How can a film about Nazi zombies be boring?
Furthering my explorations into the Nazi zombie subgenre, I tried Zombie Lake, and almost fell asleep.
Zombie Lake, filmed in 1981 with the original title of Le Lac des Morts Vivants,
immediately goes straight to business as a young woman strips off for some skinny
dipping in the titular lake (more of a pond, really). After a few minutes of nudity, the first Nazi
zombie appears and clumsily grabs at the water nymph (underwater sequences
courtesy of a very poorly disguised swimming pool). Neither party seems fully invested in the
scene – in fact, they both look rather bored.
This sets the tone for the rest of the film.
Script, acting, special effects, and dubbing are almost
deliberately bad, but rarely in the “so bad it’s good” way. The long periods in which nothing of interest
happens give the viewer time to admire the pleasant French village scenery, or
take a nap.
In a flashback to World War II, we see a forbidden romance
between a Nazi soldier and a village girl cut short when the Resistance
ambushes the Nazis and dumps their bodies in the lake. “You could call it the damned lake of the
dead,” as the mayor puts it, although why the lake creates zombies remains an
unanswered question.
Damned or not, the lake is certainly a popular
skinny-dipping spot. A septet of
giggling girls is soon disgorged from a VW camper van (one of many
anachronisms) to become the next zombie snack.
Stirred to action, for some reason, after lo these many
years, the Nazi zombies rampage around the village. Their modus operandi is to clumsily wrestle
their victims to the ground, then give them hickeys on the neck while drooling
unconvincing fake blood. Sometimes the
special effects “artists” could be bothered to add slight neck wounds after the
fact, sometimes not. Clumsily applied
green zombie makeup makes the Nazis look a bit like plastic army men. Also, some of them have taken lessons from
Monty Python’s Ministry of Silly Walks.
The only ghost of a plot involves the love child of the
forbidden romance, who is visited by her “good” zombie father. The villagers eventually form a mob to
destroy the “mad, murderous zombies” via flamethrower, leading to some alarming
special effects sequences (one wonders how many Nazi zombie actors were burned
in the making of this movie). The fact
that the zombie-eradication scene inexplicably alternates from night to day is
a little distracting.
Perhaps a drinking game could be made of the numerous goofs
and anachronisms, but the whole thing is so dull and plodding, with awful
special effects and no real frights, that skipping Zombie Lake is probably the best option. Even the director, Jean Rollin, claimed to be
embarrassed by the film, and this was a man who directed such greats as Folies Anales and Discosex. If the abbreviated version above wasn't enough, the entire film is to be had on YouTube.
Incidentally, something about the movie (plotlessness, nudity,
people walking in and out of lakes?) reminded me of Jesús Franco, and sure
enough he’s listed as one of the writers of
Zombie Lake. Next up is Franco’s own
Oasis of the Zombies, which can’t be
worse than Zombie Lake. I hope.
Labels:
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Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Barry Levinson's "The Bay": It's the chicken shit, stupid!
The Bay, Barry
Levinson’s eco-horror production, didn’t play in many theaters, but the Strand Cinema in Georgetown, South
Carolina (where most of the filming took place) had a few showings over the
weekend.
Although it was interesting to see all the nearby locations, the film itself didn’t meet my expectations (which weren’t particularly high).
In The Bay, Georgetown stands in for the Chesapeake Bay town
of Claridge, where Fourth of July festivities are in high gear. There’s a blue crab eating contest, a dunk
tank, and even a Miss Crustacean contest.
A novice reporter (Kether Donohue) is there to cover the action. What unfolds is a parade of horrors, as
festival-goers stagger around screaming with fast-growing red pustules. The local hospital begins to fill up and
doctors make the horrifying discovery that something is munching on the victims
from the inside.
The premise is that the reporter puts together
an exposé of the cover-up following the disaster, so the whole thing is
documented with a plethora of found footage. This is almost convincing, except for the typical horror movie
soundtrack pasted over it to enhance the arthropod terror.
Yes, it’s isopods.
Flogging the eco and minimizing the horror, screenwriter Michael Wallach
makes it abundantly clear that pollution, primarily from chicken farm runoff (a
real problem around the Chesapeake), has made the fish parasites grow and
multiply and decide humans might be tasty too. Again and again, the audience’s collective
nose is rubbed into the explanation, although why the isopods decided to strike
on the Fourth or why other organisms weren’t affected by the toxic water are
questions that remain unresolved.
Abundant real-life examples of the indignities suffered by the Chesapeake, from leaking nuclear plants to pharmaceuticals in wastewater, are trotted out for display. But if Levinson wanted to send a message about environmental issues, the silliness of the isopod premise was not the way to go.
Abundant real-life examples of the indignities suffered by the Chesapeake, from leaking nuclear plants to pharmaceuticals in wastewater, are trotted out for display. But if Levinson wanted to send a message about environmental issues, the silliness of the isopod premise was not the way to go.
The biological implausibility helps deflate the public
service announcement aspect of the film, and what’s left is oddly dull. The plot is minimal (people get infected and die)
and the characters are so peripheral as to be almost non-existent.
There are a few genuine, if cheap, scary moments as the
infected townsfolk pop up suddenly, roll their eyes, or scream, and shots of
bodies lying in the quiet streets at night inspire a momentary sense of dread, but
there’s not enough horror to go around. Somehow the
squeaking, scuttling isopods aren't very menacing even when they're eating their way out of people.
The real assault on the senses is the shaky found footage camera work,
which made me want to vomit harder than the folks in the blue crab eating
contest.
I had hoped something more entertaining would come out of The Bay... giant crabs, perhaps?
I had hoped something more entertaining would come out of The Bay... giant crabs, perhaps?
Labels:
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Saturday, September 22, 2012
The 3rd Fontana Book of Great Ghost Stories
After a slight dip in quality in the second volume, the
Fontana Book of Great Ghost Stories is back with a “Boo”! Even Robert Aickman’s introduction has more
zest. Aickman writes that “As an
antidote to daily living in a compulsorily egalitarian society, a good ghost
story… can bring real joy.” He attempts
to define a good ghost story as one that opens a door and leaves it ajar at the
end of the story, perhaps referring to his own open-ended tales.
E.F. Benson, celibate son of an Archbishop of Canterbury,
leads off the collection with Negotium
Perambulans, in which a similarly celibate narrator returns to the idyllic Cornish
town of his youth to encounter an ambiguous creature which, though not very
pleasant itself, preys on the wicked.
Benson wrote many excellent supernatural stories, and this is among
them.
“There he lay a-dying,” said the last of my informants, “and
him that had been a great burly man was withered to a bag o’ skin, for the
critter had drained all the blood from him.
His last breath was a scream…”
The End of the Flight,
by Somerset Maugham, involves a man pursued around Malaysia by another bent on
revenge. Supernatural elements are
hardly even suggested, but the story does leave the door ajar at the end.
The next 71 pages are deservedly taken up by Oliver Onions’ The Beckoning Fair One. It is one of the best ghost stories. Aickman says it best in his
introduction: “An almost perfect story,
its perfection is the more impressive by reason of the unusual but
indispensable length to which it is sustained.”
The Dream, by A.J.
Alan, is a simple story, but it’s told in such a straightforward, avuncular way
that it is impossible to dislike. Alan’s
conversational style served him well, as he broadcast his stories on the BBC
from 1924-1940. My guess is that this
one may also have begun as a radio broadcast.
I didn’t care for The
Stranger, by Hugh MacDiarmid (known more for his poetry). It’s the tale of a possibly-unearthly
stranger in a pub, which like Alan’s story preceding it could be summed up in a
few sentences. Here, however, MacDiarmid
doesn’t create the atmosphere needed for such simplicity to work.
The Case of Mr.
Lucraft, by Sir Walter Besant and James Rice, who wrote together from
1871-1882, is highly enjoyable. I
appreciate the fact that in these Fontana anthologies Aickman selected some
completely unique premises, and this is one of them. The unfortunate Mr. Lucraft, narrating from
advanced years, takes us through his early life when he bargained away his appetite
to the sinister Mr. Grumbelow:
“You will dip the pen,” said the old gentleman, “in the
blood. It is a mere form. A mere form, because we have no ink handy.”
Another unique story is The
Seventh Man, by Sir Arthur Quiller-Couch, which could have been a prototype
for Arctic (and Antarctic) horror to come:
“There, before him, on the frozen coat of snow, was a
footprint... many footprints. Prints of
a naked human foot: right foot, left foot, both naked, and blood in each print –
a little smear.”
No Ships Pass, by
Lady Eleanor Smith, is one of the few in this anthology I’ve read before. Maybe this is why it seemed on a second
reading a bit too lengthy for what it is; enjoyable, though, as a castaway
washes up onto an island and finds himself in a tropical version of No Exit.
The Man Who Came Back,
by William Gerhardi, might have benefitted from a less descriptive title, but
is a nicely written example of a concise and traditional ghost story.
Aickman finishes the collection with The Visiting Star, in which an ageless actress comes to perform in
a dull mining town in the middle of winter. I greatly enjoy Aickman, and hadn’t come across
this story before. As is often the case
with his works, The Visiting Star is
understated, somewhat rambling, and leaves much open to interpretation.
So, Aickman has selected a wide range of atmospheric supernatural
stories here; some are frequently anthologized, some rarely seen, but almost
all are highly entertaining.
Labels:
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ghost stories
Sunday, September 2, 2012
"Isopod" is coming... maybe not to a theater near you.
After filming in 2010 in Georgetown, South Carolina, and dropping off the radar for quite some time, Barry Levinson's "ecological horror" film "Isopod" (or "The Bay", whichever it is) is finally being released on November 2nd, following showings at the Toronto International Film Festival and the New York Film Festival. However, the film, which doubtless had its genesis when a screenwriter read a news story about parasitic marine isopods, is now being distributed by Roadside Attractions, not Lionsgate, and is expected to see a limited release.
I like the picture Fangoria posted. It looks like another typical day at Georgetown Hospital.
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ecological horror,
isopod,
the bay
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